Whether it's a gift for someone you love, or you just want it to feel like one for yourself, for a nominal fee, we'll wrap your shipment in one of the following:

Non-Denominational Winter:
All-purpose winter pattern, guaranteed to not offend whatever god you believe in!

Birthday Surprise:
You are at our mercy. Who knows what fantastic pattern we'll dig up! ALF? Justin Bieber? Only one way to find out.

MEAT:
We'll wrap your shipment like a pack of steaks, complete with butcher paper, baker's twine, and a stamp/sticker denoting its delicious fleshy contents.

***Each $5 covers the wrapping of ONE package, whether it be an individual item within the order, or the entire order as one package. To order multiple wrappings, you must add them to the quantity included in your cart!

The particulars of the pattern, twine, and sticker/stamps of any given wrapper may vary slightly from the pictures.